May 16, 2012
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A day with my period.

  1. period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  2. period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  3. period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  4. period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  5. period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  6. period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  7. period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  8. period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  9. period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  10. period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  11. period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  12. period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  13. period: Yell at a puppy.
  14. period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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